I Liked Myself Better When I Wasnt

I Never Regretted Turning Down Anything, I Never Regretted Losing A Job Because I Always Felt Something Else Was Out There.

In '57, I Got A Job At The Blue Angel Nightclub, And A Gentleman Named Ken Welch Wrote All My Material For Me. I Lived At A Place Called The Rehearsal Club That Was Actually The Basis For A Play Called Stage Door.

If Someone Tells You That You Cannot Do Something And You Believe It, They Are Right.

I'm Really Not That Funny In Real Life. But I Am The Best Audience One Could Find. I Love To Laugh.

But I Didn't Ask To Have Somebody Nose Around In My Private Life. I Didn't Even Ask To Be Famous. All I Asked Was To Be Able To Earn A Living Making People Laugh.