I Liked Myself Better When I Wasnt

I Liked Myself Better When I Wasnt Me.

I'm Really Not That Funny In Real Life. But I Am The Best Audience One Could Find. I Love To Laugh.

I Don't Eat Much Meat, Fish, Or Poultry.

I Had A Good Loud Voice And I Wasn't Afraid To Be Goofy Or Zany.

I Don't Remember A Time When I Wasn't Waiting For A Scab Either To Grow Or To Fall Off My Knee.