Celebrity Was A Long Time In Coming;

I Don't Have False Teeth. Do You Think I'd Buy Teeth Like These?

When Someone Who Is Known For Being Comedic Does Something Straight, It's Always "a Big Breakthrough" Or A "radical Departure." Why Is Is No One Ever Says That If A Straight Actor Does Comedy? Are They Presuming Comedy Is Easier?

It's Also Selfish Because It Makes You Feel Good When You Help Others. I've Been Helped By Acts Of Kindness From Strangers. That's Why We're Here, After All, To Help Others.

I Think The Hardest Thing To Do In The World, Show-business-wise, Is Write Comedy.

It's Almost Impossible To Be Funnier Than The People In Washington.