With Boys, You Always Know Where You

Last Year I Gave Seventy-four Phone Hours To Soliciting Baked Goods For The Bake-a-rama. I Was Named Top Call Girl By The League.

If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries, What Am I Doing In The Pits?

Cleanliness Is Not Next To Godliness. It Isn't Even In The Same Neighborhood.

When The History Of Guilt Is Written, Parents Who Refuse Their Children Money Will Be Right Up There In The Top Ten.

It Seemed Rather Incongruous That In A Society Of Super Sophisticated Communication, We Often Suffer From A Shortage Of Listeners.