As A Child, My Number One Best

The Only Reason I Would Take Up Jogging Is So That I Could Hear Heavy Breathing Again.

Being A Child At Home Alone In The Summer Is A High-risk Occupation. If You Call Your Mother At Work Thirteen Times An Hour, She Can Hurt You.

I'm Real Ambivalent About [working Mothers]. Those Of Use Who Have Been In The Women's Movement For A Long Time Know That We've Talked A Good Game Of "go Out And Fulfill Your Dreams" And "be Everything You Were Meant To Be." But By The Same Token, We Want Daughters-in-law Who Are Going To Stay Home And Raise Our Grandchildren.

Laughter Rises Out Of Tragedy When You Need It The Most, And Rewards You For Your Courage.

Guilt: The Gift That Keeps On Giving.