As A Child, My Number One Best

One Son Appears In Stereo - A Transistor In One Ear And The Phone In The Other.

I Used Everything You Gave Me.

Housework, If You Do It Right, Will Kill You.

If Compliments Were Food, I'd Have Starved To Death 28 Years Ago.

I Have Always Felt That Too Much Time Was Given Before The Birth, Which Is Spent Learning Things Like How To Breathe In And Out With Your Husband (i Had My Baby When They Gave You A Shot In The Hip And You Didn't Wake Up Until The Kid Was Ready To Start School), And Not Enough Time Given To How To Mother After The Baby Is Born.