As A Child, My Number One Best

Housework Is A Treadmill From Futility To Oblivion With Stop-offs At Tedium And Counter Productivity.

I Used Everything You Gave Me.

What Makes People Laugh? . . . It's A Happy Marriage Between A Person Who Needs To Laugh And Someone Who's Got One To Give.

I Don't Think Women Outlive Men, Doctor. It Only Seems Longer.

The Ultimate In Longevity Is The Christmas Fruitcake. It Is A Cake Made During The Holidays With Fruits That Make It Heavier Than The Stove It Is Cooked In.