As A Child, My Number One Best

What's With You Men? Would Hair Stop Growing On Your Chest If You Asked Directions Somewhere?

Occasionally, Once A Speaker Is On His Feet, It Is Difficult To Get Him To Sit Down. ... If And When He Returns To Earth, He Notices Half Of The Room Is Paging The Other Half And A Few Are Playing With The Melted Candles.

A Friend Doesn't Go On A Diet Because You Are Fat.

Seize The Moment. Remember All Those Women On The 'titanic' Who Waved Off The Dessert Cart.

Humorists Can Never Start To Take Themselves Seriously. It's Literary Suicide.