No Man's Credit Is Ever As Good

Even If A Farmer Intends To Loaf, He Gets Up In Time To Get An Early Start.

A Boy Doesn't Have To Go To War To Be A Hero; He Can Say He Doesn't Like Pie When He Sees There Isn't Enough To Go Around.

Farmers Only Worry During The Growing Season, But Townspeople Worry All The Time.

The Average Man's Judgment Is So Poor, He Runs A Risk Every Time He Uses It.

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.