No Man's Credit Is Ever As Good

Marriage Is A Good Deal Like A Circus: There Is Not As Much In It As Is Represented In The Advertising.

If You Go To Church, And Like The Singing Better Than The Preaching, That's Not Orthodox.

The Man Who Can Keep A Secret May Be Wise, But He Is Not Half As Wise As The Man With No Secrets To Keep.

The Way To Keep A Cat Is To Try To Chase It Away.

Virtue Must Be Valuable, If Men And Women Of All Degrees Pretend To Have It.