The Man Who Insists He As Good

There Must Be Some Good In The Cocktail Party To Account For Its Immense Vogue Among Otherwise Sane People.

The Way To Keep A Cat Is To Try To Chase It Away.

Loving Everybody Is Polygamy. I Care For No Friend Who Loves His Enemy Equally Well.

If A Woman Doesn't Chase A Man A Little, She Doesn't Love Him.

Indignation Does No Good Unless It Is Backed With A Club Of Sufficient Size To Awe The Opposition.