Abuse A Man Unjustly, And You Will

You Can Make Up A Quarrel, But It Will Always Show Where It Was Patched.

When A Man Once Gets A Start Holding Office, It Is Nearly Always Necessary To Finally Choke Him Off.

If You Have Sense Enough To Realize Why Flies Gather Around A Restaurant, You Should Be Able To Appreciate Why Men Run For Office.

When People Hear Good Music, It Makes Them Homesick For Something They Never Had, And Never Will Have.

One Of The Most Difficult Things In The World Is To Convince A Woman That Even A Bargain Costs Money.