Abuse A Man Unjustly, And You Will

The More Wealth A Man Has, The Louder His Children Talk.

There Must Be Some Good In The Cocktail Party To Account For Its Immense Vogue Among Otherwise Sane People.

Men Are Virtuous Because Women Are; Women Are Virtuous From Necessity.

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.

Instead Of Loving Your Enemies - Treat Your Friends A Little Better.