Abuse A Man Unjustly, And You Will

If A Man Has Money, It Is Usually A Sign, Too, That He Knows How To Take Care Of It; Don't Imagine His Money Is Easy To Get Simply Because He Has Plenty Of It.

The Underdog Often Starts The Fight, And Occasionally The Upper Dog Deserves To Win.

When Men Are Not Regretting That Life Is So Short, They Are Doing Something To Kill Time.

When A Man Diets, He Eats Oatmeal In Addition To Everything Else He Usually Eats.

The Little Trouble In The World That Is Not Due To Love Is Due To Friendship.