Abuse A Man Unjustly, And You Will

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.

Don't Abuse Your Friends And Expect Them To Consider It Criticism.

If Your Faith Is Opposed To Experience, To Human Learning And Investigation, It Is Not Worth The Breath Used In Giving It Expression.

When I Get Hold Of A Book I Particularly Admire, I Am So Enthusiastic That I Loan It To Someone Who Never Brings It Back.

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.