Don't Abuse Your Friends And Expect Them

Honesty Is Largely A Matter Of Information, Of Knowing That Dishonesty Is A Mistake. Principle Is Not As Powerful In Keeping People Straight As A Policeman.

Nothing Is Wonderful When You Get Used To It.

The Most Agreeable Thing In Life Is Worthy Accomplishment. It Is Not Possible That The Idle Tramp Is As Contented As The Farmers Along The Road Who Own Their Own Farms, And Whose Credit Is Good At The Bank In Town. When The Tramps Get Together At Night, They Abuse The Farmers, But Do Not Get As Much Satisfaction Out Of It As Do The Farmers Who Abuse The Tramps. The Sounder Your Argument, The More Satisfaction You Get Out Of It.

To Be An Ideal Guest, Stay At Home.

If You Want To Know How Old A Woman Is . . . Ask Her Sister-in-law.