No Man Will Ever Put His Hand

Can We Talk?

If You Hate Something, You Hate It, And If You Like Something Or Somebody, You Like It, But Tell The Truth. And Most Celebrities Have That Thin Veneer That They Will Not Break For You.

I Was So Ugly That My Parents Sent My Picture To 'ripley's Believe It Or Not' - They Sent It Back And Said, "we Don't Believe It."

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.

I Like Colonic Irrigation Because Sometimes You Find Old Jewelry.