I Was Just Reading About The New

If You Don't Think That All Life Is Improvisation, Then You Haven't Been Paying Attention. Life Is What Happens To You While You're Making Other Plans.

I Don't Think I'm Good In Bed. My Husband Never Said Anything, But After We Made Love He'd Take A Piece Of Chalk And Outline My Body.

Grandchildren Can Be Annoying - How Many Times Can You Go: "and The Cow Goes Moo And The Pig Goes Oink"? It's Like Talking To A Supermodel.

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.

Life Is Very Tough. If You Don't Laugh, It's Tough.