I Was Just Reading About The New

Something Terrific Will Come No Matter How Dark The Present.

I Once Dated A Guy So Dumb He Could Not Count To 21 Unless He Was Naked

My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad To Pathetic. My G Spot Stands For Godforsaken.

If You Don't Think That All Life Is Improvisation, Then You Haven't Been Paying Attention. Life Is What Happens To You While You're Making Other Plans.

You Have To Do More Than Just Kill Time Or Time Will Quickly Kill You.