I Was Just Reading About The New

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.

It's Been So Long Since I Made Love, I Can't Even Remember Who Gets Tied Up.

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.

She Doesn't Understand The Concept Of Roman Numerals. She Thought We Just Fought In World War Eleven.

That Baby Is So Ugly... I've Never Seen A Six-month-old So Desperately In Need Of A Wax.