No, I Am A Crier And If

A Date Is An Experience You Have With Another Person That Makes You Appreciate Being Alone

No, I Am A Crier And If People Ever Saw Me Privately They Would Be Shocked At What A Bowl Of Mush I Am Underneath It All.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.

You Know, When You Do Standup There Are Certain Requirements That You Have To Do Like You Have To Go On Stage And When You Get Introduced You Have To Say "hey,how Ya Doin'? How Are Ya?" I Couldn't Do It. It Was False.

I Don't Like To Be Out Of My Comfort Zone, Which Is About A Half An Inch Wide.