Nice Teeth Is A Turn On For

They Used To Beat Me Up After Sunday School, I Used To Get Beat Up... Yeah, That's A Nice Little Thank You From Jesus.

When Someone's Running Late Through An Airport, I Hope They Miss Their Flight So They Can Meet The Love Of Their Life At The Duty Free Shop.

Quote/unquote And You Can Quote Me On The Quote/unquote.

Why Do They Call It The Restroom? Is There Anybody Just Resting In This Room?

I Feel Like People Who Don't Brag Are Trying To Make You Jealous By Thinking They're Hiding Something More Even Exciting.