Nice Teeth Is A Turn On For

When You Hand Someone A Camera, Why Do They Act Like You Just Asked Them To Dissemble A Bomb? They Take It And They're Like, 'what Do I Do ... I Don't Really ... Ha-huh ...' Yeah, It's The Button On The Top Right Where It Always Is Since The Beginning Of #*@! Time!

If You Use Tact You Can Say Anything, Then Make It Funny.

Ma'am, Are You Trying To Molest Me Via Drivethru?

The Problem With Dating A Model Is They Won't Go Out With You If Your Cars Color Doesn't Match Their Outfit.

In The Year 3000, Everything Will Be Instant.