If I Gave You A Pity Position

I Almost Never Shoot People.

I'm Sorry About Your Porsche." "i Can Replace The Porsche. I Can't Replace You. You Need To Be More Careful." I Was Just Sitting In Your Car!" Babe, You're A Magnet For Disaster.

I Write To Entertain. When People Read One Of My Books I Want Them To Finish With A Smile On Their Faces, Feeling A Little Bit Better About Themselves And The People In Their Lives.

Somewhere Along The Line, I Realized That I Liked Telling Stories, And I Decided That I Would Try Writing. Ten Years Later, I Finally Got A Book Published. It Was Hard. I Had No Skills. I Knew Nothing About The Business Of Getting Published. So I Had To Keep Working At It.

Stephanie, I'm Begging You. Eat Some Doughnuts. I Can't Keep Going Like This." - Morelli