I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating

Is That A Bulletproof Vest? See, Now That's So Insulting. That's Like Saying I'm Not Smart Enough To Shoot You In The Head." Eddie Dechooch

Are You Telling Me Your Brain And Your Lady Parts Decided On A Love Fest Bake-off Winner?

Valerie Was Crying, Too. She Was Laughing And Sniffling Back Sobs. “i’m Going To Marry My Snuggy Wuggums,” She Said. Morelli Paused, His Fork Halfway To The Roast Chicken Platter. He Slid His Eyes To Me And Leaned Close. “if You Ever Call Me Snuggy Wuggums In Public I’ll Lock You In The Cellar And Chain You To The Furnace.

You Never Want To Look In A Mirror," Lula Said. "men Love Mirrors. They Look At Themselves Doing The Deed And They See Rex The Wonder Horse. Women Look At Themselves And Think They Need To Renew Their Membership At The Gym.

Excuse Me?" I Said, Palms Down On The Formica Tabletop. "coffee? I Thought We Came Here For Pie." "i Don't Eat The Kind Of Pie They Serve Here." I Felt A Flash Of Heat Go Through My Stomach. I Knew Firsthand The Kind Of Pie Ranger Liked.