You Should See Me Work My Magic

Stephanie,' Valerie Said. 'she's Going To Have A Baby, And She's Getting Married.' My Father Was Confused. He Looked Around The Room. No Joe. No Ranger. His Eyes Locked On Diesel. 'not The Psycho,' He Said. Diesel Blew Out A Sigh. My Father Turned To My Mother. 'get Me The Carving Knife. Make Sure It's Sharp.

My Mother Drove Back To The Intersection. "who Are You Dating?" "don't Ask," I Said. I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating With Batman.

The Dog Ran Into The Kitchen, Stuck His Nose In Grandma's Crotch, And Snuffled. Dang," Grandma Said. "guess My New Perfume Really Works. I'm Gonna Have To Try It Out At The Seniors Meeting.

Ranger Sent Us To Check On You," Hal Said. "we Just Got Here, And We Heard Shots." "some Moron Ate My Jelly Doughnut," Lula Said. "so I Shot Him.

I Don't Need Shoes. I Need A Night Scope. You Think They Sell Night Scopes Someplace Here?