Poverty Is The Step-mother Of Genius.

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

True Wisdom Is Plenty Of Experience, Observation, And Reflection. False Wisdom Is Plenty Of Ignorance, Arrogance, And Impudence.

Love Is Like The Measles; We Can't Have It Bad But Once, And The Later In Life We Have It The Tougher It Goes With Us.

Remember The Poor, It Costs Nothing.

Knowledge Is Like Money, The More A Man Gits The More He Hankers For.