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Dr. Holmes Says, Both Wittily And Truly, That Crying Widows Are Easiest Consoled.

Advice Is Like Kissing: It Costs Nothing And Is A Pleasant Thing To Do.

Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay For Her Board At Some Good Hotel.

There Are Only Two Qualities In The World: Efficiency And Inefficiency; And Only Two Sorts Of People: The Efficient And The Inefficient.

It Ain't Because Lovers Are So Sensitive That They Quarrel So Often; It Is Because There Is So Much Fun N The Making Up.