I Am A Poor Man, But I

We Mingle In Society Not So Much To Meet Others As To Escape Ourselves.

If You Do Not Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal, Turn Your Attention To Politics And Learn.

I've Never Known An Auctioneer To Lie Unless It Was Absolutely Necessary.

The Best Creed We Can Have Is Charity Toward The Creeds Of Others.

It's Not What We Don't Know That Prevents Us From Succeeding; It's What We Know That Just Ain't So That Is Our Greatest Obstacle.