Never Trust Anybody With Only One Book.

Marriage Is A Wonderful Invention: Then Again, So Is A Bicycle Repair Kit.

I Think Age Is Terribly Overrated. You're Okay As Long As You Don't Grow Up. By All Means Grow Old, But Don't Mature. Remain Childlike, Retain Wonder, The Ability To Be Flabbergasted By Something.

Save The Trees? Trees Are The Main Cause Of Forest Fires!

Killing A Guy And Stealing His Wife And Child Isn't Too Nice A Thing To Do.

Don't Die Until You're Dead.