I Think The Longer Britain Is In

The Zombie Sex, I Have No Idea. It Must Be Like Tantric Sex.

There's No Such Thing As Bad Weather - Only The Wrong Clothes.

When I Was 12, We Went From Glasgow To Aberdeen On A School Trip. It Was Called Fresh Air Fortnight.

There Are Two Seasons In Scotland: June And Winter.

So, Have You Heard About The Oyster Who Went To A Disco And Pulled A Mussel?