I Think The Longer Britain Is In

Never Run With Scissors Or Other Pointy Objects.

I Love Scotland And I Speak About It A Lot, So People Think I'm Desperate To Go Back. They Just Take It Upon Themselves To Say I'm Going Back, But I'm Not. I'd Rather Concentrate On Becoming A Citizen Of The World.

If I Had A Hammer, There'd Be No More Folksingers.

There Are Two Seasons In Scotland: June And Winter.

On George W Bush: That Man Sits At That Desk In The White House With The Button That Can End The World. My Father's Younger Than Him And We Don't Give Him The Controls For The Television.