I Think The Longer Britain Is In

The Human Race Has Been Set Up. Someone, Somewhere, Is Playing A Practical Joke On Us. Apparently, Women Need To Feel Loved To Have Sex. Men Need To Have Sex To Feel Loved. How Do We Ever Get Started.

So, Have You Heard About The Oyster Who Went To A Disco And Pulled A Mussel?

Don't Work Out, Work In.

Once You Become Successful, People Know Where You Live, The Type Of House You Live In, The Kind Of Car You Drive, The Clothes You Wear, And So It Would Be Patronising To Go And Talk Like A Welder. Welding's A Mystery To Me Now. You Can't Go Back, Your Life Changes Every Day.

Well, The Film's Not Only Pricking The Pomposity Of The Church, It's Pricking The Pomposity, And Sometimes You Would Think Fraudulence, Of The Insurance Companies. I Had Never Read Anything Like This Until I Was Doing The Film, But Mark [joffe, The Director] And People Showed Me Stuff Where, Like A Flood, It Mattered Where The Water Came From. If You're Flooded From Above, You Get The Money; If You're Flooded From Below, You Don't. What's That About?