Life Is A Four-letter Word.

Trying To Figure Things Out Was My Gig. Without The Human Condition, There's No Struggle, No Pain And That Means No Laughter.

I Hate Small Towns Because Once You've Seen The Cannon In The Park There's Nothing Else To Do.

The American Constitution Was Not Written To Protect Criminals; It Was Written To Protect The Government From Becoming Criminals.

If Something About The Human Body Disgusts You, The Fault Lies With The Manufacturer.

What You End Up With Is Outrageousness Without The Laugh - Comedy As Electro Shock Therapy.