Life Is A Four-letter Word.

All My Humor Is Based Upon Destruction And Despair.

The Only Truly Anonymous Donor Is The Guy Who Knocks Up Your Daughter.

The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter, Comedy. You Can't Fake It.

I Credit The Motion Picture Industry As The Strongest Environmental Factor In Molding The Children Of My Day.

The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter, Comedy. You Can't Fake It... Try To Fake Three Laughs In An Hour - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha - They'll Take You Away, Man. You Can't.