Never Run With Scissors Or Other Pointy

Well, The Film's Not Only Pricking The Pomposity Of The Church, It's Pricking The Pomposity, And Sometimes You Would Think Fraudulence, Of The Insurance Companies. I Had Never Read Anything Like This Until I Was Doing The Film, But Mark [joffe, The Director] And People Showed Me Stuff Where, Like A Flood, It Mattered Where The Water Came From. If You're Flooded From Above, You Get The Money; If You're Flooded From Below, You Don't. What's That About?

Never Trust People Who've Only Got One Book.

I Still Do My Comedy And My Performance Stuff And My Acting So It's Not All-consuming. But I Do Find Myself Drawing More And More These Days.

The Great Thing About Glasgow Is That If There's A Nuclear Attack It'll Look Exactly The Same Afterwards.

If Jesus Was A Jew, How Come He Has A Mexican First Name?