Never Run With Scissors Or Other Pointy

I Loathe Hecklers. I Haven't Got A Good Syllable To Say. When You Come Out Of The Club Circuit And Into The Concert Hall, They Should Be Gone. There's An Element Of Manners That Should Tell You That The Ticket Is Dear And It's A Different Venue.

I Love Fishing. It's Transcendental Meditation With A Punchline.

If You Give People A Chance, They Shine.

I Love Los Angeles. It Reinvents Itself Every Two Days.

Did Your Mother Never Tell You Not To Drink On An Empty Head?