I Don't Aim To Offend.

The Human Race Has Been Set Up. Someone, Somewhere, Is Playing A Practical Joke On Us. Apparently, Women Need To Feel Loved To Have Sex. Men Need To Have Sex To Feel Loved. How Do We Ever Get Started.

I Love Fishing. It's Transcendental Meditation With A Punchline.

I Love Scotland And I Speak About It A Lot, So People Think I'm Desperate To Go Back. They Just Take It Upon Themselves To Say I'm Going Back, But I'm Not. I'd Rather Concentrate On Becoming A Citizen Of The World.

I've Always Wanted To Go To Switzerland To See What The Army Does With Those Wee Red Knives.

If You Don't Know How To Meditate At Least Try To Spend Some Time Every Day Just Sitting.