I Don't Aim To Offend.

If Jesus Was A Jew, How Come He Has A Mexican First Name?

I Spent The Whole Time Battering People I Liked And Singing With My Arm Round People I Loathed.

Don't Vote, It Only Encourages Them.

I've Been Very Lucky Because I've Always Had Movies To Do. So If I Got Bored Between Shows A Movie Would Turn Up.

Paddy Was In The Delivery Room When The Midwife Handed Him A Black Baby. "is This Yours?" She Asked "probably" Said Paddy "she Burns Everything Else"