When I Was 12, We Went From

A Fart Is Just Your Arse Applauding.

I Can't Believe In Christianity, But I Think Jesus Was A Wonderful Teacher.

I'm Not Going To Throw Away The Hand Of Friendship To Suit 100 Trotskyites In Glasgow.

I Hate Those Earnest Tv Documentaries That Are The World According To People With Glasses Who Know Better Than You.

I Think The Longer Britain Is In Europe The Better.