Never Miss A Chance To Shut Up

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We Always Want The Best Man To Win An Election. Unfortunately, He Never Runs.

There Is Only One Redeeming Thing About This Whole Election. It Will Be Over At Sundown, And Let Everybody Pray That It's Not A Tie, For We Couldn't Go Through With This Thing Again.

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I Am Always Going To Do My Best, No Matter Where I Am.