Never Loan Your Car To Anyone To

Sometimes I Can't Figure Designers Out. It's As If They Flunked Human Anatomy.

The Bad Times I Can Handle. It's The Good Times That Drive Me Crazy. When Is The Other Shoe Going Going To Drop?

I Was Terrible At Straight Items. When I Wrote Obituaries, My Mother Said The Only Thing I Ever Got Them To Do Was Die In Alphabetical Order.

... It's Simply Wrong To Always Order [kids] To Stop That Fighting. There Are Times When One Child Is Simply Defending His Rights And Damned Well Should Be Fighting.

Grandparenthood Is One Of Life's Rewards For Surviving Your Own Children.