Background Image

Never Go To Clubs With Metal Detectors. Sure It Feels Safe Inside. But What About All Those Niggas Waiting Outside With Guns? They Know You Ain't Got One.

-Chris Rock

Please Wait....
Translating....

Never Go To Clubs With Metal Detectors.

Chris Rock

Never Go To Clubs With Metal Detectors. Sure It Feels Safe Inside. But What About All Those Niggas Waiting Outside With Guns? They Know You Ain't Got One.

Views: 2

Topic

More From Chris Rock

If You Live Below Your Means, You Can Turn Down Stuff All The Time.

White Man Makes Guns? No Problem. Black Rapper Says "gun"? Congressional Hearing.

Who's Judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul Judging A Singing Contest Is Like Christopher Reeve Judging A Dance Contest!

You Just Got To Be Really Logical When You're A Comedian - To A Fault. Like A Lawyer's Got To Believe In The Law.

They Don't Want You To Vote. If They Did, We Wouldn't Vote On A Tuesday. In November. You Ever Throw A Party On A Tuesday? No. Because Nobody Would Come.

Trending Author

Geoffrey Holder

William Feather

Category