I Wanna See A Snake Eat Spaghetti.

One Of The Most Difficult And Ironic Murder Weapons Is The Life Jacket.

Don't Talk To Strangers. Sure, Unless You Want To Meet Anyone Ever.

I Went Into A Clothing Store, And The Lady Asked Me What Size I Was. I Said, 'actual'. I'm Not To Scale.

It Feels Like Every Day Or Two, People On Twitter And The Internet Are Outraged About Something.

To Me, Comedy Is A Game.