When I Am Given A Multiple Choice

I Bought A Clock, But The Big Hand Broke Off Of It... So I Just Added "ish" To Every Number.

I Am Everything And I Am Nothing. I Am Just Kidding; I Am Not Everything And Nothing. That Would Be Ridiculous. I Am Just Everything.

I Got Into Stand Up Just To Do Stand Up Because I Love Stand Up.

If You Want To Dry Hump Someone You Don't Know, Just Act Like They Were Choking.

I Got Myself A Really Nice Nib Pen, With Like 15 Kinds Of India Ink, And Tons Of Different Nibs; I Think I Was Just Procrastinating, Like, Once I Have The Right Nib, The Book Is Just Going To Jump Right Out Of My Fingertips... But Then It Just Ended Up Looking Like The Shitty Drawings That I Usually Do.