Never Comment On A Woman's Rear End.

My Comedy Is Not Mine. It's A Gift. I'm Not That Smart.

Can We Take A Direct Flight Back To Reality Or Do We Have To Change Planes In Denver?

Real Men Don't Use Instructions, Son. Besides, This Is Just The Manufacturer's Opinion On How To Put This Together.

I Have An Only Child. She's So Independent And Good With Adults.

I Like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, Screw The Middle Man. Just A Tube Of Sugar... I'd Pour Two Of Those In A Big 12 Ounce Coke. And I'd Go Out To Catechism Class And Try To Concentrate On The Priest. I Saw Jesus Several Times. I Swear I Did.