Dogs Will Eat Till They Die. Cats

Be Wary Of Listening To Stories Secondhand.

Never Comment On A Woman's Rear End. Never Use The Words 'large' Or 'size' With 'rear End'. Never. Avoid The Area Altogether. Trust Me.

The Big Advantage To Playing The Venetian In Las Vegas - Where It's A Beautiful Theater - Is That Unlike Other Places, Even Many Other Nice Venues, I Can Do A Set And Lighting Cues, I Can Put On A Real Show. I Can Dress Up, Wear A Tux.

Use A Screwdriver Instead Of A Hammer. Try To Untighten The Nut With Your Hand. Utilize The Path Of Least Resistance First.

I'm A Creative Guy, Artistically With Graphics.