I Think Women Like Ferraris. A Ferrari

In Marriage, Compromise Nurtures The Relationship.

If You Want To Condemn Yourself For The Mistakes You've Made, Let's Be Fair, That Means You've Got To Congratulate Yourself For All The Good Things You've Done. It's Okay To Say, "god, I Wish I'd Done This; Yeah, But I Did Do That." Then It Kind Of Balances Out.

A Guy Knows He's In Love When He Loses Interest In His Car For A Couple Of Days.

Never Comment On A Woman's Rear End. Never Use The Words 'large' Or 'size' With 'rear End'. Never. Avoid The Area Altogether. Trust Me.

If You Don't Decide Where You're Going, Life Will Decide For You.