Never Blame A Legislative Body For Not

So Here We Are In A Country With More Wheat And Corn And More Money In The Bank, More Cotton, More Everything In The World-there's Not A Product That You Can Name That We Haven't Got More Of Than Any Other Country Ever Had On The Face Of The Earth-and Yet We've Got People Starving. We'll Hold The Distinction Of Being The Only Nation In The History Of The World That Ever Went To The Poor House In An Automobile.

Eventually You Will Reach A Point When You Stop Lying About Your Age And Start Bragging About It.

If You Let Women Have Their Way, You Will Generally Get Even With Them In The End.

If You Make Any Money, The Government Shoves You In The Creek Once A Year With It In Your Pockets, And All That Don't Get Wet You Can Keep.

A Difference Of Opinion Is What Makes Horse Racing And Missionaries.