We Have Killed More People Celebrating Our

I Bet After Seeing Us, George Washington Would Sue Us For Calling Him 'father.'

Common Sense Ain't Common.

Our Constitution Protects Aliens, Drunks And U.s. Senators.

There Is Something About Riding Down The Street On A Prancing Horse That Makes You Feel Like Something, Even When You Ain't A Thing.

What's The Matter With The World? Why, There Ain't Nothing But One Word Wrong With Everyone Of Us, And That's Selfishness.