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Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying. Of Course They Do. Even Babies Go To The Attractive Face. It's The Way Humans Work.

Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The Chinese Telephone Directory.

Age - It's The One Mountain You Can't Overcome.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When You're Cautioned To Slow Down By Your Doctor, Instead Of By The Police.