No More Botox For Me. Betty White's

You Know You're Getting Old When Work Is A Lot Less Fun And Fun Is A Lot More Work.

The Fashion Magazines Are Suggesting That Women Wear Clothes That Are 'age Appropriate.' For Me That Would Be A Shroud.

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.

I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.

No More Botox For Me. Betty White's Bowels Move More Than My Face.