A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces

You Can Always Judge A Man By What He Eats, And Therefore A Country In Which There Is No Free Lunch Is No Longer A Free Country.

[history Is] Petrified Imagination.

A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With High Blood Pressure.

A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces Leaky Pipes To Their Source.

About A Veteran Player Thrown Out Trying To Steal Second: There Was Larceny In His Heart, But His Legs Were Honest.