A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces

If You Laid All Our Laws End To End, There Would Be No End.

You Can Always Judge A Man By What He Eats, And Therefore A Country In Which There Is No Free Lunch Is No Longer A Free Country.

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If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.