A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces

If You Demand Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called 'blackmail'. If Your Lawyer Demands Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called A Settlement. If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

It Is Impossible To Tell Where The Law Stops And Justice Begins.

Lefty Grove Could Throw A Lamb Chop Past A Wolf.

It Was As Helpful As Throwing A Drowning Man Both Ends Of The Rope.

A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With High Blood Pressure.