If You Do Big Things They Print

Liquor - You Can Make It Illegal But You Can't Make It Unpopular.

It Was As Helpful As Throwing A Drowning Man Both Ends Of The Rope.

If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

If You Demand Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called 'blackmail'. If Your Lawyer Demands Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called A Settlement. If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

A Good Neighbor Is A Fellow Who Smiles At You Over The Back Fence, But Doesn't Climb Over It.