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If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.
-Arthur Baer
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If You Do Big Things They Print

Arthur Baer
If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.
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