A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces

Lefty Grove Could Throw A Lamb Chop Past A Wolf.

An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah Bernhardt Got Out.

About A Veteran Player Thrown Out Trying To Steal Second: There Was Larceny In His Heart, But His Legs Were Honest.

A Good Neighbor Is A Fellow Who Smiles At You Over The Back Fence, But Doesn't Climb Over It.

If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.