A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces

His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't Sleep During Office Hours.

A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With High Blood Pressure.

You Can Always Judge A Man By What He Eats, And Therefore A Country In Which There Is No Free Lunch Is No Longer A Free Country.

[history Is] Petrified Imagination.

If You Demand Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called 'blackmail'. If Your Lawyer Demands Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called A Settlement. If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.