A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces

A Good Neighbor Is A Fellow Who Smiles At You Over The Back Fence, But Doesn't Climb Over It.

A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With High Blood Pressure.

An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah Bernhardt Got Out.

Liquor - You Can Make It Illegal But You Can't Make It Unpopular.

[history Is] Petrified Imagination.