A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces

If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah Bernhardt Got Out.

About A Veteran Player Thrown Out Trying To Steal Second: There Was Larceny In His Heart, But His Legs Were Honest.

You Can Always Judge A Man By What He Eats, And Therefore A Country In Which There Is No Free Lunch Is No Longer A Free Country.

A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces Leaky Pipes To Their Source.