A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces

If You Laid All Our Laws End To End, There Would Be No End.

Liquor - You Can Make It Illegal But You Can't Make It Unpopular.

A Good Neighbor Is A Fellow Who Smiles At You Over The Back Fence, But Doesn't Climb Over It.

His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't Sleep During Office Hours.

It Is Impossible To Tell Where The Law Stops And Justice Begins.