His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't

If You Demand Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called 'blackmail'. If Your Lawyer Demands Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called A Settlement. If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces Leaky Pipes To Their Source.

Lefty Grove Could Throw A Lamb Chop Past A Wolf.

You Can Always Judge A Man By What He Eats, And Therefore A Country In Which There Is No Free Lunch Is No Longer A Free Country.

It Was As Helpful As Throwing A Drowning Man Both Ends Of The Rope.