His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't

It Was As Helpful As Throwing A Drowning Man Both Ends Of The Rope.

A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces Leaky Pipes To Their Source.

A Good Neighbor Is A Fellow Who Smiles At You Over The Back Fence, But Doesn't Climb Over It.

A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With High Blood Pressure.

It Is Impossible To Tell Where The Law Stops And Justice Begins.