His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't

About A Veteran Player Thrown Out Trying To Steal Second: There Was Larceny In His Heart, But His Legs Were Honest.

An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah Bernhardt Got Out.

If You Demand Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called 'blackmail'. If Your Lawyer Demands Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called A Settlement. If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't Sleep During Office Hours.