His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't

A Good Neighbor Is A Fellow Who Smiles At You Over The Back Fence, But Doesn't Climb Over It.

A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With High Blood Pressure.

Liquor - You Can Make It Illegal But You Can't Make It Unpopular.

If You Demand Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called 'blackmail'. If Your Lawyer Demands Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called A Settlement. If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.