His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't

Lefty Grove Could Throw A Lamb Chop Past A Wolf.

You Can Always Judge A Man By What He Eats, And Therefore A Country In Which There Is No Free Lunch Is No Longer A Free Country.

It Was As Helpful As Throwing A Drowning Man Both Ends Of The Rope.

It Is Impossible To Tell Where The Law Stops And Justice Begins.

A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces Leaky Pipes To Their Source.