My Wife Was Too Beautiful For Words,

A Man Is Not Old Until Regrets Take The Place Of Dreams.

My Wife Was Too Beautiful For Words, But Not For Arguments.

In Genesis, It Says That It Is Not Good For A Man To Be Alone; But Sometimes It Is A Great Relief.

Love Is The Delightful Interval Between Meeting A Beautiful Girl And Discovering That She Looks Like A Haddock.

My Only Regret In The Theater Is That I Could Never Sit Out Front And Watch Me.