Dying Is The Last Thing I Will

Love Is The Delightful Interval Between Meeting A Beautiful Girl And Discovering That She Looks Like A Haddock.

I Would Like To Find A Stew That Will Give Me Heartburn Immediately, Instead Of At Three O Clock In The Morning.

I've Read Some Of Your Modern Free Verse And Wonder Who Set It Free.

My Wife Was Too Beautiful For Words, But Not For Arguments.

Busy Yourselves With This, You Damned Walruses, While The Rest Of Use Proceed With The Libretto.