Dying Is The Last Thing I Will

My Wife Was Too Beautiful For Words, But Not For Arguments.

I Would Like To Find A Stew That Will Give Me Heartburn Immediately, Instead Of At Three O Clock In The Morning.

Method Acting? There Are Quite A Few Methods. Mine Involves A Lot Of Talent, A Glass, And Some Cracked Ice.

Why Is There So Much Month Left At The End Of The Money?

Dying Is The Last Thing I Will Ever Do.