Dying Is The Last Thing I Will

Method Acting? There Are Quite A Few Methods. Mine Involves A Lot Of Talent, A Glass, And Some Cracked Ice.

I Would Like To Find A Stew That Will Give Me Heartburn Immediately, Instead Of At Three O Clock In The Morning.

You Can Only Be As Good As You Dare To Be Bad.

Love Is The Delightful Interval Between Meeting A Beautiful Girl And Discovering That She Looks Like A Haddock.

Sex: The Thing That Takes Up The Least Amount Of Time And Causes The Most Amount Of Trouble.