Dying Is The Last Thing I Will

Love Is The Delightful Interval Between Meeting A Beautiful Girl And Discovering That She Looks Like A Haddock.

In Genesis, It Says That It Is Not Good For A Man To Be Alone; But Sometimes It Is A Great Relief.

My Wife Is The Kind Of Girl Who Will Not Go Anywhere Without Her Mother, And Her Mother Will Go Anywhere.

I Am Thinking Of Taking A Fifth Wife. Why Not? Solomon Had A Thousand Wives And He Is A Synonym For Wisdom.

A Man Is Not Old Until Regrets Take The Place Of Dreams.