Dying Is The Last Thing I Will

You Never Realize How Short A Month Is Until You Pay Alimony.

Method Acting? There Are Quite A Few Methods. Mine Involves A Lot Of Talent, A Glass, And Some Cracked Ice.

Busy Yourselves With This, You Damned Walruses, While The Rest Of Use Proceed With The Libretto.

A Man Is Not Old Until Regrets Take The Place Of Dreams.

My Wife Was Too Beautiful For Words, But Not For Arguments.