The Trouble With Life Is That There

The Trouble With Life Is That There Are So Many Beautiful Women And So Little Time.

Method Acting? There Are Quite A Few Methods. Mine Involves A Lot Of Talent, A Glass, And Some Cracked Ice.

My Only Regret In The Theater Is That I Could Never Sit Out Front And Watch Me.

Happiness Often Sneaks In Through A Door You Didn't Know You Left Open.

My Wife Is The Kind Of Girl Who Will Not Go Anywhere Without Her Mother, And Her Mother Will Go Anywhere.