My Wife Says When I Go Out

Well, I Have My Immortal Soul. At Least, I'm Pretty Sure I Didn't Misplace It Somewhere Along The Way.

Do You Fear Death? Do You Fear That Dark Abyss? All Your Deeds Laid Bare. All Your Sins Punished. I Can Offer You...an Escape.

You Know I Used To Be A Heartthrob, And Now I'm A Coronary.

It's Not About What You Have, It's What People Think You Have.

The Monkees Changed My Life But Ruined My Acting Career.