My Wife Says When I Go Out

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

I'm So Reluctant To Do Newspaper Interviews Because It's So Misleading How They Interpret What You Say.

I'm Really A Clean-cut Kid.

Do You Fear Death? Do You Fear That Dark Abyss? All Your Deeds Laid Bare. All Your Sins Punished. I Can Offer You...an Escape.

You Will Not Forestall My Judgement!