My Wife Says When I Go Out

Do You Fear Death? Do You Fear That Dark Abyss? All Your Deeds Laid Bare. All Your Sins Punished. I Can Offer You...an Escape.

I Got Hate Letters From Girls All Over America Because I Wouldn't Go To The Prom With Them.

In The Office, The Mail That Came In Was Always 10 To 1 For Me.

My Wife Says When I Go Out To The Refrigerator, I Do Three Minutes (entertaining) When The Light Goes On!

Once You're In, You're In. It's Like The Mafia. Once A Monkee, Always A Monkee.