It's Not About What You Have, It's

I've Got A Farm In England Where I Breed Horses.

I'm A Married Man. If I Want Sex At This Particular Point In My Life, I Go Home For It.

The Monkees Changed My Life But Ruined My Acting Career.

My Wife Says When I Go Out To The Refrigerator, I Do Three Minutes (entertaining) When The Light Goes On!

You Know I Used To Be A Heartthrob, And Now I'm A Coronary.