My Wife Said To Me: 'if You

A Man Goes Into Boots And Says: "have You Got Any Viagra?" "do You Have A Prescription?" Asks The Chemist. "no," He Replies, "but 'i've Got A Photograph Of The Wife."

Have You Heard About The Irishman Who Reversed Into A Car Boot Sale And Sold The Engine?

My Uncle Jimmy Took Liver Salts Twice A Day For 40 Years. He Died On Sunday, Was Buried Wednesday And The Following Friday They Had To Go To The Cemetery To Beat His Liver To Death With A Stick.

This Is Frank Carson, News At Ten, Sober.

The Council In Blackpool Have Given The Homeless Bus Passes, But How Would They Know Where To Get Off?