I Don't Want To Say Work Is

I Came From An Italian House. The Refrigerator Was Always Full. I Never Knew You Had To Buy Food. I Thought There Were Food Fairies That Came At Night.

That's When You Know You're A True Married Couple: When You Have To Apologize For What You Did In Her Dream.

My Wife Gets All The Money I Make. I Just Get An Apple And Clean Clothes Every Morning.

I Wasn't Really That Informed About The Two-year-old. Oh, I'd Read About Them, And Occasionally I'd See Documentaries On The Discovery Channel Showing Two-year-olds In The Wild, Where They Belong.

I Have The Show Because I'm Insecure. It's My Insecurity That Makes Me Want To Be A Comic, That Makes Me Need The Audience.