I Don't Want To Say Work Is

As An Actor, That's Nerve-wracking Enough [drunk And Doing Coke] Because You Have To Do It At The Right Level.

My Career Has Been My Craziest Adventure.

You Might Think That's An Exaggeration But Believe Me, If You Leave Twin Two-year-olds Alone In Your Living Room, At Some Point A Cow Will Be Airborne.

If My Father Had Hugged Me Even Once, I'd Be An Accountant Right Now.

That's When You Know You're A True Married Couple: When You Have To Apologize For What You Did In Her Dream.