My Wife And I Always Enjoy Going

Inappropriate Behavior Makes Me Laugh.

I Left Home To Go To College, And Then I Moved Back Home. I Moved Back For Three Years From 21 To 24.

I'm Professional, I'm Allowed To Say This. I Let Him Lick My Balls. So, That's What You Need To Get Close With Your Animal.

I Hate When New Parents Ask Who The Baby Looks Like. It Was Born 15 Minutes Ago, It Looks Like A Potato

I Was So Drunk, I Thought A Tube Of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.