It's Nice To Be In A Place

Sleep Is So Cute When It Tries To Compete With The Internet.

I'm A Progressive. Much In The Same Way Our Founding Fathers - Who, Oddly Enough, Wouldn't Get Elected Today - Were Progressives.

In The Fourth Grade, I Learned How To Fake Walking Into A Door. You Know, You Hit It With Your Hand And Snap Your Head Back. The Girls Loved It.

All You Have In Comedy, In General, Is Just Going With Your Instincts. You Can Only Hope That Other People Think That What You Think Is Funny Is Funny. I Don't Have An Answer But I Just Try To Plough Straight Ahead.

Inappropriate Behavior Makes Me Laugh.