My Ultimate Goal Will Be My Being

When I Was A Kid And My Parents Started Talking About Politics, I'd Run To My Room And Put On The Rolling Stones As Loud As I Could. So When I See All These Rock Stars Up There Talking Politics, It Makes Me Sick... If You're Listening To A Rock Star In Order To Get Your Information On Who To Vote For, You're A Bigger Moron Than They Are. Why Are We Rock Stars? Because We're Morons. We Sleep All Day, We Play Music At Night And Very Rarely Do We Sit Around Reading The Washington Journal.

I Can't Go To School, Cause I Don't Have A Gun. I Ain't Got A Gun, Cause I Ain't Got A Job. I Ain't Got A Job, Cause I Can't Go To School.

If Zipper Catches Skin, I'll Know I Had It Out When I Should A Kept It In.

To Me, If You Are In The Same Building With Peter Sellers Or John Cleese, Or Any Of Those Guys And Holding Your Own Making Other People Laugh, That's A Compliment.

It's A Compliment To Me To Hear You Screaming.