My Ultimate Goal Will Be My Being

Reverend Smith, He Recognized Me And Punched Me In The Nose.

It's So Funny That People Think I Actually Ran For President. I Am Maybe The Most Un-political Person You're Ever Going To Meet. When I Put "elected" Out, It Was Definitely A Satire... "alice Cooper For President"... When Everybody Realized I Was Running Against Nixon, You Known, Even On A Joke Level, I Think I Got A Lot Of Write-in Votes.

Some Maniac Butcher Is Trying To Hack Away Your Balls.

The Hippies Wanted Peace And Love. We Wanted Ferraris, Blondes And Switchblades.

If You Get Earaches, I'd Turn My Volume Down A Notch Or Two For You. Cause I Will Do Anything For You.