My Tears Cure Cancer Too, It's Just

It's Hard For Me Not To Be Extraordinarily Cute. I Had To Fight It.

Hitler Was About Population Control.

The Thing About Hitting Kids Is, Think About If You Were Doing The Same Thing To Another Adult. Hitting Your Kid Is Really The Same As Hitting Your Employee Or Wife, And The Issue Become Pretty Clear When You Think About It That Way.

The Jews Are Just Clumsy Bakers.

I Was Originally Set To Star In 'the Bourne Identity,' But I Found It Too Difficult To Even Pretend To Forget Who I Was.