I Really Don't Give A Care, I'm

I Wouldn't Exactly Call It 'intelligent', But Somebody Has To Be Behind Designing The Human Form Other Than Just Biological Necessity. Why Else Would Women Have Arms? Or Feet? Or Mouths?

Women Are Like Parking Spots, The Best Ones Are Handicapped.

I Had A Very Funny Family.

You Know I Was Just Taking A Dump One Day, And Then As I Sat There I Realized, I Really Do Deserve Better.

Oh Sure, I Have A Few Black People In My Family Tree. They're Probably Still Hanging There.